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"...And It Came Out Of Nowhere!"
Is it bad that I determine how cute I look
based on the reaction of the dude that hands me my food at the dining hall?
From First to Last - Ride the Wings of Pestilence
I’ve been dreaming about you
in a pool of your own blood
with your eyes gouged out
by the work of my thumbs
the scent of your insides
from under the floorboards
the perfect perfume
for settling a score.I’ll hide you in my walls
your body will never be found
I’ll wear your skin as a suit
Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to
I am legitimately bummed I never got to see the real FFTL lineup. Probably never going to meet Sonny now that he’s Skrillex..
Oh man. The Group needs to know about this game. And play it. Frequently.
I’m always playing this with strangers but they never get it
SOMEONE PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH ME
(via throwsomekazoo)
Thank god Connor didn’t bail on me for once while he was high.
(Source: rezime)
Do not feed the birds tiny slices of toast.
I forgot I took a picture of Trace Cyrus cutting up a shirt. LOLz.
![thedailywhat:
Social Experiment of the Day: Writer Alyssa Kramer recently created a desperately unattractive — and fake — OkCupid profile for her “white trash” alter ego “Marla.” (Embiggen.)
“The goal was to be as incredibly weird, rude, and unattractive as possible to see if guys would still talk to me,” she said.
Much to Kramer’s horrified amusement, Marla the Lowlife garnered plenty of interest — the attention she received is equal parts disgusting, creepy, and… predictable.
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LOL](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hlrloieB1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Social Experiment of the Day: Writer Alyssa Kramer recently created a desperately unattractive — and fake — OkCupid profile for her “white trash” alter ego “Marla.” (Embiggen.)
“The goal was to be as incredibly weird, rude, and unattractive as possible to see if guys would still talk to me,” she said.
Much to Kramer’s horrified amusement, Marla the Lowlife garnered plenty of interest — the attention she received is equal parts disgusting, creepy, and… predictable.
LOL
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I woke up to this in the middle of Ohio yesterday. It feels like forever already.
A Rocket To The Moon - Going Out
Nothing is making me more excited about this summer than this right now.
